Realest thing Ive ever saw.

(Source: vh1)


TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

"Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when theyre bored and step on you when theyre done. Be like drugs, let them die for you."

(via ohfuckitsbarbie)

(Source: for26verr)